sam.(:

May 31

What happens when you're to tired to get measuring tape →

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May 31

When people ask me "Do you have a tumblr?" →

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WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT WORD?!?!?

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  • cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
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lousbianqueen:

i literally can’t breathe right now what is this 

May 30

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”