May 31
When people ask me "Do you have a tumblr?" →
WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT WORD?!?!?
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May 30
- cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
- me:
- cashier:
- me:
- cashier:
- me:
- cashier:
- me:
- cashier:
- me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
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May 30
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
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